I am the lamest brother on earth. My sister is over visiting and I completely forgot to call her on her birthday a few days ago.
She brought my little niece as well, When I saw the baby this morning I walked over to it, to say Hi. I've only seen this niece, in person, once. As I was walking over to it, she was looking at me with great curiosity, like a foreign creature she had never before - Like a fawn frollicking in the snow after you've just walked through a wardrobe . She seemed very happy and content, smiling and playing with her food.
The instant I touched her, the gates of hell opened. It knew, she watched me approach from afar, studied me intently and then unleashed her deadly defense mechanism instinctually. It could sense I am an enemy to babykind. Damn those little things are loud and relentless. How does such wail come out of such a little thing -BANSHEE!
My sister came downstairs a few minutes later. I related to actions of her offspring to her - I told on baby! Then my sister said to my mom "See didn't I tell you she would cry? She only cries around Michael"
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
5 comments:
I'm just a drive by - pay me no never mind. But I hopped through this here blog, and just wanted to say, the boy writes well. Might choose his similies with a bit more tact, but even so...
Farewell!
J
Try switching your cologne, Mike! Maybe it's the smell that opens up the gates of hell! ;) Funny. Whatever you do, just be sure to watch those similies, Mike! Huh???
The more you see her, the less she'll cry. Hopefully anyway.
Well thanks for the Drive-by compliment Jack H
Jack Cash... that is kinda weird. I had no idea another Koob exists. But there can only be 1, your end days are near, enjoy them :P
damn those smileys
i don't know what to say... it's amazing
Post a Comment